dumpnap

duhmp nap
verb, dumpnapped, dumpnap•ping, noun

a brief period of sleep on the toilet whilst taking a dump, commonly one taken during the daytime (usually occurs during extreme states of tiredness and/or drunkenness): I dumpnapped the afternoon away.

man 1: "Hey, what're you doing for lunch today??"
man 2: "I was gonna take a dumpnap"
man 1: "AH! Gotcha. That's cool, I'll just catch up with you later then"

dumpnap by Ra! July 21, 2011

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dumpapottamus

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear

Husband: Damn it all to hell! Stop letting your mother come over whilst I am gone to work!

Wife: Why?

Husband: Because she is the dumpapottamus who keeps clogging the sewer system with her fudgy nut filled ass snakes & it is costing me a fortune.....drats!

dumpapottamus by Sir Belvedere LaFontaine June 30, 2011

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dumpapottamus • dump nap • Dumpnado

dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

dump nap by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

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dumpapottamus

name for one who makes large poops which tend to clog toilets and require professionally trained plumbers to clear

dumpapottamus by Sir Belvedere LaFontiane December 2, 2011

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Dumpnado

When your diarrhea is so loose, it makes a poop tornado in the bowl when you flush.

I just left an F5 dumpnado in the taco bell bathroom.

Dumpnado by Lofi26 September 11, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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