The Jon Jon 

Being a whiney little bitch when having fun.

Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.

The Jon Jon by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011

Jon Jon The Great 

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success

I am Jon Jon The Great

Jon Jon The Great by Hello2orld February 29, 2020

The Jon Avila 

The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"

(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"

The Jon Avila by Jack Jay May 14, 2008

the jon voight 

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.

Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.

the jon voight by Mike Carini March 1, 2009

The Jon Benet 

Having a completely shaved pussy

During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!

The Jon Benet by ibemeubu May 13, 2009

The Jon

A re-rack in beer pong in which 5 cups are racked in two parallel lines. Originated at FSU

The Jon Illustration

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The Jon by Man Pong July 1, 2011

the jon

When the man rests one ball on the outside of the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: the jon requires exceptional balance

the jon by Cockpockets December 14, 2008