twatfest

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

by rames royce April 14, 2011

TwatWest

Slang term for the NatWest Bank.

I spent almost an hour stood in the queue at TwatWest

by TwatWester January 18, 2007

twatfeatures

A driver, who cuts you up at every juction, and gets in the way all the time

you cut me up twatfeatures!

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006