sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

sleep number by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

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sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

sleep number by Sapphire Reign December 30, 2008

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Sleep Number

The act of forming an erection while you sleep.

Ex. I had a sleep number last night.

Sleep Number by Mr.Dixiepride1234 November 22, 2011

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sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

sleep number by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021

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