celen 

i hot mixture of spanish, mexican and native american....a trustworthy, respectful, and beautiful overall person, has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into all day, a great girlfriend as well

trust sexy hot gorgeous beautiful celen

celen by supersport June 11, 2011

Celen 

A mistake of a human, deserves the wrath of all gods known to man, a monstrous moron, a jester, a clown, an absolute idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin.

“Hey man is that Celen-“
“Get away before she eats your ankle!”

Celen by Swagmastwr42069 June 12, 2019

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

celaena 

Badass Assassin who loves stuffing her face with food, shopping, and hanging out with her doggo Fleetfoot.

Dorian: God, that girl is strange, but amazing.

Chaol: Be careful, that’s Celaena, and she will kill you.

celaena by Manon Blackbeak June 7, 2018

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

celebmentia

the disease of the mind and spirit that those who acheive some degree of fame get after a prolonged sense of entitlement they get from said fame.

kanye west exhibited advanced celebmentia when he interrupted and crashed the young singer's acceptance speech for the award she had just won.

celebmentia by em bee kay1 September 15, 2009

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021