chocolate poptart 

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

chocolate poptart by lolo_master June 7, 2011

Chocolate poptart 

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

Chocolate poptart by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

Chocolate Poptart Kiss by TheBeticMedic August 7, 2021

Chocolate Pop Tart 

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

Chocolate Pop Tart by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

Chocolate Pop Tart 

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

Chocolate Pop Tart by HPdarealest September 26, 2015