Ovechkant 

Failure to lead a team/group/etc... to any meaningful success after proclaiming said team to be great champions who have "arrived." It is also used to describe a hockey player who can't properly execute a body check because he leaps into his opponents like some eleventeen-year-old playing hopscotch in elementary school.

Matt: Dude, did you see the Capitals choke again this year?
Chris: Yeah, Bruce and Ove have like four Oveckants in a row.
Matt: Are they going to fire the coach or GM now?
Chris: No, an organization of Ovechkants is doomed to epic failure.

Ovechkant by scratch_scribbler June 2, 2011

Ovechcan't 

The only nickname that gets to the head of Russian superstar hockey player Alexander Ovechkin.

Disrespectful fan: Hey Ovechkin. Your last name could more aptly be referred to as Ovechcan't! Because it is derogatory and I dislike you, Ovechcan't!

Alexander Ovechkin to Coach: Screw thees. I didn't sign up for thees kind of tormentink. Back to Russia I go! (Skates away crying)

Ovechcan't by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 6, 2010

ovechkin 

Alexander Ovechkin, of the Washington Capitals. The nastiest player in the NHL, he makes a habit out of making people look like idiots even in his first season . . .

Regardless of the hype, Ovechkin is much better than Krosby.

ovechkin by Visualillusion April 24, 2006

Ovechkin 

a Russian word that translates to "hockey god" in English.

Did you see that goal in the Caps game the other day? It was on every highlight reel. Yep, Ovechkin scored it.

Ovechkin by OviNation February 23, 2009

ovechkin 

A shot in Beer Hockey when the quarter hits the beer so hard it knocks the beer down causing it to spill directly on the victims crotch. Named after Alex Ovechkin, the best hockey player in the world.

In BHL action Kenny Ovechkined Clark causing him to have a stain in his crotch followed by immense drinking.

ovechkin by The Ship August 15, 2006

Alexander Ovechkin

Hands down the best hockey player in the world. He is just a complete boss.

Alexander Ovechkin is way better than that bitch Sidney Crosby

Alexander Ovechkin by hockeywarrior28 August 30, 2010

Alex Ovechkin 

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"

Alex Ovechkin by IhateOvechkin April 13, 2010