Toot's 

Toot's is the greatest restaurant in the world... located in Murfreesboro Tennessee, it's been the site of many presidential addresses and other gala events. Also,most all the girls there have breath taking hiney's.

"If you don't like Toot's I will attack you with the North"
-Abraham Lincoln

Toot's by Yourfuturestepdad April 17, 2011

toot sweet 

Quickly, immediately, at once. This word is a corruption of the French ‘tout de suite’, which literally means 'all at once'

When his ex girlfriend arrived, he got out of there toot sweet!

toot sweet by Manywaters February 6, 2007

toot & scoot 

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

toot & scoot by habbie May 12, 2009

toot sweet 

immediately, as quickly as possible

"I'll be back from the restroom toot sweet so we can continue our conversation."

toot sweet by beorn May 30, 2006

toot smack 

when you smack someone in the face with a loud toot. this is the best way to make someone the toot of the town

when jimmy was tying his shoes scott walked over and toot smacked him in the face.

toot smack by GR33N-H3LL July 16, 2006

Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.

dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.

Toot session by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008

toot scoop 

Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).

I really need to break my habit of toot scooping. Maybe it will be my New Years resolution.

toot scoop by dernebel May 1, 2014