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SWAG MF. A girl who is confused in life. but knows how to get her stuff together. many people love her many people hate her.she makes everyone laugh because the fact that her jokes are not funny makes it funny. she is devine and musically talented. she will go places in life. she has some unhealthy addictions like judging people. she’s pretty laid back and doesn’t care for others. she only loves a few people and is overwhelmed by the amount of people who love her. she has issues. but it’s funny. very clumsy. EXTREMELY SEXY. knows how to casually be casual, has the maturity of a year 5 male. speaks 4 languages. doesn’t sleep. which gives an edgy vibe. is a just a super sexy cool person in general.
oh is that theola

she’s so pretty and edgy idk if i want to be her or be with her
she makes me question my sexuality!
i have been stalking her for the last 3 years it’s true she’s amazing!
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delusional person who likes dry cereal smh
U like dry cereal? R u theola?
Theola by lovescerealwithmilk March 12, 2021

Theolalite 

Theolalite is just a word to describe someone with Gnosis (intuitive knowledge), who has full connection to their own Higher Self. Theola=Divine, Lite=Light. They carry the Divine spark within them, ignited by their compassion and the truth.

Theola is Greek for Divine.

Gnostic Theolalites believe - Do whatever you want, worship whatever you want, believe anything you want, so long as it hurts no one else and you don't force your views on anyone else.
On reaching a high level of spiritual attainment Sarah ignited her Divine Inner Light and became a Theolalite.

Theolalites are altruistic and want to live in harmony with nature.
Theolalite by KnowingOne May 25, 2013
A human who is usually a girl. She is a very kind person, and a daredevil at times. A very fun person to be around when she is in a good mood, but don't push your luck by teasing or bullying her.
Emily: Hey Theona!
Theona: Hey Emily!
Emily: I had a really fun time last night at your sleepover!
Theona: Yeah, it was really fun. We should do it again some time!
Theona by DJ.T3K July 13, 2011

Theology and Geometry 

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.
“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)
Thecla is a lovely girl and the first time you lay eyes on her you will instantly love her, she is the type of person that you want around you the rest of your lives, till death do yous part, she can be scary at times but deep down she a real teddy bear, you know that whenever your aound Thecla you are safe and sound.
wow you caught yourself a real Thecla
Thecla by thecywoohooo August 3, 2021