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The Speed Of Tom Araya 

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy
Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.
The Speed Of Tom Araya by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

A ray of sunshine piercing through the darkness 

On a tough day, during a difficult period of time, when low and tired even a small gesture, nice smile, sincere look in the eyes, warm words or a big hug could make a big difference for someone's day.
Mr. Busy was returning home after a long day and as always during the last couple months, when alone, he was thinking about Mrs. Over-Elaborate. He missed her presence and their talks and other things he tried to avoid thinking about...

He suddenly got the urge to text her. They planned to have a lunch in two days, but he could not resist the temptation. The combination of what she wrote back and how they immediately connected made him feel special. He was still tired and needed to finish some work, but her kind words worked like a ray of sunshine piercing through the darkness and distinct change in the mood of Mr. Busy was perceptible... and without asking her, he was almost sure she knew how she made him feel and was happy he wrote her...