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Fuck Crutch 

When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.
That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass

I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.

Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
Fuck Crutch by b. real October 28, 2010
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Crutch Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.
D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
Crutch Fuck by Shay ren March 14, 2009

clutch fuck 

1. Someone who cant drive a car with any type of control.
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car
Damn, Danny really is a clutch fuck, he cant drive worth shit.
clutch fuck by Tubby5489 May 13, 2006

clutch fuck 

to finally sleep with a girl that you have been trying to get for a while.
"I finally slept with Olivia. She's such a clutch fuck."
clutch fuck by 16htbz November 17, 2006

CLUTCH AS FUCK 

A person who handles the extreme weight on their shoulders in situations that often mean the difference between winning and losing during a big game.

To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.
As the crowd chants sieve at a goaly he/she comes through with a game winning save during a shoot-out, to keep his/her shut-out and win the playoff game "That goaly is clutch as fuck"

Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck
CLUTCH AS FUCK by chanceman the ace November 19, 2010

CLUTCH AS FUCK 

An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the
Kennys made a clutch as fuck play against Cloud9 the other day.
CLUTCH AS FUCK by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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