Sir Pimpington.

The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!

Sir Pimpington.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.

Sir Pimpington. by Charelsworth Jr September 25, 2010

Sir Charles Piffington III 

Really damn good weed.

Often abbreviated Sir Charles, That Charles, Charles Piffington, or just Charles.

Hey I'm going downtown to hang out with Charles

Yo I'm looking for that Charles, do you have any idea where I could find him?"

Do you know who's going to that party?
I'm not sure, but Charles will definitely be attending

Which Charles?
Sir Charles.
Sir Charles Piffington III?
Yeah, That Charles.

Sir Charles Piffington III by dopedistributor420 May 4, 2011