Kentucky Hot Brown

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.

For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.

Kentucky Hot Brown by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

kentucky hot brown

1.)In its simplest and most innocent form, it is a meal made with toast, bacon, and turkey then smothered in cheese sauce, often broiled for appearance.
2.)A sexual act performed as such; using a glass dining room table, two naked partners(one on top of the table and one laying underneath the table staring upward)the person under the table masturbates, while the person standing on the table proceeds to take a shit in the direction of the others face. Things are just a bit different in Kentucky.

1.)I went out to eat and ordered the Kentucky Hot Brown and it was delicious, very appetizing.
2.)I was watching amateur porn the other night and this hillbilly chick gave the dude a Kentucky Hot Brown with extra sauce, it was very unappetizing, I nearly spewed.

kentucky hot brown by Matthew Brueggen March 27, 2006

Kentucky Hot Brown

The act of performing or receiving anallingus immediately after taking a shit in lieu of using toilet paper.

Since we didn't have any toilet paper, I asked Katy to give me a Kentucky Hot Brown. All she gave me was a kick to the nuts.

Kentucky Hot Brown by Monkey87 September 16, 2010

Kentucky Hot Brown

The act of anally penetrating a partner so rapidly that the condom melts.

Sue made me wear a rubber last night when I gave it to her in the ass, so I banged her so fast she got her a Kentucky Hot Brown. Boo yeah!

Kentucky Hot Brown by Knobby3 July 22, 2006

Kentucky Hot Brown

The Act of Shitting in a girls mouth and making her give you a blowjob and ending with ejaculating on her face with the mixture of shit to form gravey.

Kentucky Hot Brown

Kentucky Hot Brown by Asian Persuaison October 25, 2009

Kentucky Hot Brown

Having sex in a stable, while smothering your partner with shit from a horse that has raced in the Kentucky derby, while eating KFC.

I met her an the infeild at Churchill Downs, then took her back to the stable for a Kentucky Hot Brown.

Kentucky Hot Brown by Whodonym? May 8, 2018

kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it

I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!

kentucky hot brown by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024