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Plant sitter 

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.
Plant sitter by Allie Burper August 10, 2017

pant shitter 

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).
pant shitter by DesiDog May 9, 2005

Pant-Shitter 

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
Pant-Shitter by Nolspe November 7, 2022