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Similar to the phrase 'next', 'Noxt' also indicates the neccessity for another object, action or being to be initiated in one form or another. 'Noxt' is an appropriate substitute for the more traditional 'next' as it eliminates any possibility for confusion between the retail store and the desire for the former definition to be exercised. 'Noxt' is a more laddish way to express one's requirement for a replacement alcoholic beverage or a female to neck. If said whilst pumping your fist in the air after downing a shot of a spirit such as 'Samual Buca' or 'Apple Sourz', it will make you feel great inside (confirmation needed). If said immediately after kissing a random girl, it will earn you extra lad points, subject to your company.
Danny Dyer: Hey Jo, here's a shot of Sammy B and an Apple Sou..

Jo Cole: On three.. 3.

*shots are consumed*

Both: NOXT!

Random Girl: Did you two want to know where the retail shop 'Next' is located..?

*Danny Dyer necks the random girl*

Danny Dyer: (whilst pumping his fist in the air) NOXT!

Jo Cole: Serious lad points there pal.
Noxt by SuperDanNoxt July 22, 2010
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Noxtugashumaguiagal 

The part of the vagina that the devil put there and God does not want you to use. Where is it you might ask? If only we knew.
Dude, we will NEVER find the Noxtugashumaguiagal!
Noxtugashumaguiagal by IAmCuenin January 9, 2021
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noxtalgia 

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for something that is rooted in past social norms that are now outdated and inappropriate.
The school's draconian dress code policy was written by board members blinded by noxtalgia for restrictive, gender-normative clothing styles of decades past.
noxtalgia by odbal. September 14, 2021
When one loses the ability to text with their fingers and has to use their nose
During my camping trip my hands got cut off so I had to starting noxting.
noxting by Tsouthernnite August 22, 2015

Noxtageous 

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Im feeling Noxtageous today 😈
Noxtageous by Lilnox7 October 15, 2021
Noxtrom is one of the gods in crusader of light . He’s also so sexy and OP
Daaaaamn!! You’re so Noxtrom!
Noxtrom by Noxtrom October 8, 2017

NoxtianTown 

A vibrant, flourishing town full of life, flowers, sunlight, and happiness! Simply put, your go-to place when you are feeling down and you just can't keep with life. Everyone in NoxtianTown are kind, beautiful, smiling, joyous, and intelligent people, who can speak a wide array of languages and understand and eloquently voice out their opinions on a kaleidoscope of matters!

The only catch? It's not real! You should've realised when I said, "Everyone in NoxtianTown are nice." That's only so because it is everyone's dream town. It's only made real when you take drugs or anti-depressants. Cheer up.
What if I told you,
There's a place you won't feel down.
A place where there's no frown,
Talking 'bout NoxtianTown!

Arigato kozaimasu,
Everyday here feels like Christmasu-
Yes, hometown of dreams come true.
That's NoxtianTown for you.
NoxtianTown by ACTethx December 15, 2020