skizzzledick 

The STD one gets after a night of heavy duty skank-tubing with three hookers. Three filthy, filthy hookers.

Oh man, I should have known when to stop...

Why?

That third hooker, she gave me the skizzzledick.

skizzzledick by 29thdog March 24, 2010

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.

Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"

Sizzledicked by Wu-tang Daddy fo real October 6, 2010

swizzledick 

A person that is a stupid dickhead

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.

swizzledick by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

snizzledick 

A guy who keeps chasing after a crazy hooker of a girlfriend after she cheats on him, steals his money, truck, home and beats his punk ass at will. Probably molested as a child by his mother or granny and therefore does not understand the difference between love and sex.

Jimmy said "Mike got home from work and went down on his girl , when he realized once again that 3 different dudes loads were running down his chin, he tried to stop but she said she'd give him a beatdown if he stopped before she was done! Whats wrong with him? " I said he is a snizzledick of course.

snizzledick by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

Sizzledick

Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.

Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?

Sizzledick by AzCommunism November 11, 2010

Sizzledick

Taking a penis and putting it on a fine pad to sizzle it to make smoke alarms go off

Sizzledick Oh no someone must’ve done a sizzle dick we must go turn off the fire alarms

Sizzledick by Big dr. Crispy daddy May 4, 2020