Turtle Text 

When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.

Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.

Turtle Text by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010

turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

turtle texter by LickNunz June 22, 2008

turtletext 

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtletext 

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

turtletext by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011