interpretize 

to interpret something in a new way

said if your brain stops working for a moment

an art or philopsophy student might interpretize something if they are very tired

interpretize by fail_lover January 24, 2010

interpretive dance 

A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.

"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."

interpretive dance by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005

internetizen 

1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.

If you spend as much time on the internet as you do off it, you are an internetizen.

internetizen by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010

interpretate 

The short sophisticated verb form of the word Interpretation. The word is more direct and adds emphasis and implies an appeal to logos. It is commonly regarded as "not grammatically correct" but those who are ignorant of this word are just stoopid. (irony)

Gunnar K. cant interpretate for shit.

interpretate by TLPILLY June 25, 2009

interpretate 

in·ter·pre·tate

1. To explain while drunk: interpretated the ambassador's remarks. See Synonyms at explain while drunk.
2. To conceive the significance of while drunk; construe while drunk
3. To present or conceptualize the meaning of by means of art or criticism while drunk.
4. To translate orally while drunk.

Tressa interpretated the situation to me. I had no idea what the f*&k she was talking about. Interpretate.

interpretate by chasemanset February 12, 2010

interpreting 

To serve as an interpreter for speakers of different languages. To translate orally.

"I don't understand your language"
"Blah Blah Blah"
"Hang on, I'll call Connect and get some interpreting to bridge the communication gap"

interpreting by Mark Saba December 7, 2006

Interpretive Dunce 

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."

Interpretive Dunce by Ambad June 24, 2013