Beast Egg 

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

Beast Egg by chiads January 19, 2010

Best Egg 

Lawrence

oh he's the best Egg?
Yeah that's Lawrence, of course he is.

Best Egg by #2egg May 7, 2019

beat an egg 

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

beat an egg by Nyar101 December 18, 2008

put an egg in your shoe and beat it 

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

put an egg in your shoe and beat it by j0bren October 10, 2009

beat your eggs 

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

beat your eggs by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

beat my eggs 

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

beat my eggs by proviegrrl December 10, 2010

beat your eggs 

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

beat your eggs by Addybrinnella February 9, 2018