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bashful bladder 

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.
When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.
bashful bladder by Clean Fil February 18, 2005
1.I was back in the days bashful,I've inherited it from my mother.
Bashful by Toa Pohatu February 7, 2017

Bashu Therapy 

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."
Bashu Therapy by theredcup September 8, 2019

Bashfulhyenaphobia 

"bassh-full-hai-ina-poh-bia"
The rational or extreme fear of Bashful hyena, or anything related to Bashful hyena.
This includes hating or disliking Bashful hyena, anyone who is pro-Bashful hyena and anything related to Bashful hyena.
"IM SO TERRIFIED OF BASHFUL HYENAS!!"
"I see. So you have Bashfulhyenaphobia."
"WHAT'S THAT?"
"You have a fear of bashful hyenas."
"I see......"
Bashfulhyenaphobia by scarascara December 22, 2022
shy! not in touch with the public. also known in snow white and the seven dwarfs.
i am bashful. and so shy.
bashful by kori. April 5, 2008

Bashful Bunyan 

An act of sexuality done to show love towards a female partner in a relationship, in which the male must put a stool of shit into a condom, and freeze it over-night. The next day, the frozen stool is presented to the female as a gift, to use as a dildo and then sexual intercourse follows.
I'm making my girlfriend a bashful bunyan, looks like I'm laid tonight!
Bashful Bunyan by DirtyHank October 19, 2008