Floral 

Pertaining to Flowers and their use in design.

Floral Designer.

Floral by UrbanFlorist May 25, 2009

Floral 

The most exquisite compliment you can give to a woman. She will most likely be confused by it's sheer power, so only use in special situations.

Guy: You look floral today
Girl: What...that's not a compliment
Guy: You'll understand one day

Floral by Doctor Roy May 10, 2018

Floral 

Noun. Stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips. Like "oral" but "floral", because of the flora that inhabit the vaginal canal.

He wouldn't give me floral, so I wouldn't give him head.

Floral by karmaapolice May 29, 2009

floral 

as in non-animal like

my reaction to the rabie shot was floral in silent ways

floral by fish are healthy September 24, 2003

Floral 

Someone whos arse is getting increasingly large because they're eating far too much cake in the office.

Have you seen her today? She's looking pretty floral!

Floral by Jumble Sales February 8, 2010

floral 

Fucking Todd over and making him move back to Kansas.

Mary's Floral

floral by Bob White March 6, 2004

floral 

The act of receiving oral from the filthiest mouth you can find. The term is derived from the "flora" that have colonized the mouth of the hobo that just choked on your member.

I got me some five-dollar floral from the hobo lady that lives in the dumpster around the corner.

floral by Painname July 6, 2014