Penis Popcorn 

A bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble buttered popcorn growing off your cock, often blocking the urethra.

I should have never put my cock in that cunt bacon. It gave me the worst case of penis popcorn you could imagine!

Penis Popcorn by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Penis in the popcorn

The act of hiding one's penis in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. This is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim's focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.

When using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect penis into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. A more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the penis must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.

"Dominic and I were watching March of the Penguins last night, and when I went to reach for the Redenbacher's, he got me with the old penis in the popcorn trick again! I got a different buttery, salty snack than I was hoping for."

Penis in the popcorn by The Popper March 4, 2009