laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

laser eyes by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

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Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

Laser for eyes by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

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Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.

Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.

Loser eyes by VBH15 October 7, 2018

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