When you take a shit in a bar with only one bathroom toilet for both the males and females. After shitting you clog the toilet with toilet paper and rip off the toilet seat.
He is doing a Dirty Nelly in there. We had to leave before anyone else goes in there so no one can blame it on us. He sure is a filthy motherfucker.
Dirty Nellie:
When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.
To perform a Durty Nelly take your man’s penis into your mouth and begin by simply bobbing your headup and down, pleasuring the......... tip and shaft........ GULP hold the base of the shaft......... circular side-to-side motion FUCK mouth......... and
Term used for a woman that enjoys triple penetration of all orifices at the same time from dirty, smelly men she recruited from the homeless shelter. Then she collects the semen that was collected from said orifices and uses it to prepare a trash can soup that the motley group enjoy as a feast together.