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Clogging 

Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!
Wow have you ever seen a clogger, clogging around as cloggily as that! Clogging hell!
Clogging by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Clogging 

The act of stuffing as many people as possible into an enclosed water slide, typically with the goal of setting some town or other municipal record. It was featured in the media sometime in the 1990s when a group of high school seniors from Napa, California were seriously injured after a water slide partially collapsed due to the weight; one unfortunate young woman died at a local hospital, and many others were left with permanent disabilities including partial paralysis, brain damage and nerve pain.
Before a high school graduation:
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!

Clogging 

1)Whilst farting a turtle head pops out stopping the fart hence clogging your fart into your ass.

2)The act of clogging up someones ass with an inaniment object such as a broom handle or a pool cue.2
1) Fuckin' A clogging sucks.

2) If you eat my burrito you're going to the worst clogging of your life time.
Clogging by -Forrest August 14, 2007

Clogging 

1. A damn good thrashing with a pair of cloggs, preferably to the knees and elbows.
2. General day to day business.
1. That guy got in my face so i gave him a clogging.
2. Hows the clogging coming along?
Clogging by adam and steve December 13, 2004

Clogging 

Another term for intercourse between a man and woman. Generally an aggressive form of sex in which the man attempts to clog up the lady parts with as much of himself as he can. Usually used by millennials.
Zach: "Hey man, did you end up clogging Jamie last night or what?"
Nick: "oh yea... I gave her a proper clogging! She's going to need a plumber to clean that drain."
Clogging by chiclogger08 August 10, 2016

Clogging 

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.
"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."