Burny Asshole 

When your asshole burns around the sphincter because you didn't wipe your ass good enough and you have to shove toliet paper in it.

Man, I took a poo and I got some major burny asshole, better get some toliet paper.

Burny Asshole by WTF is a pseudonym?? March 12, 2009

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

my asshole burns by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

My Asshole Burns Moment by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020