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The plume of blood that appears in a syringe chamber when injecting, suggesting that the venepuncture has been successful (Drug user slang)

Usually I can't find a vein but yesterday I got a register first go!

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An excuse used by Counter-strike players when they shoot anyother player and completely miss.

Malix ! kA0s : WOW REGISTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FACE 30 TIMES !@$@!#*&#(%^
Malix ! Fear: Dude... you missed all thirty shots.

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Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.

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(of a couple to be married) have a list of wedding gifts compiled and kept at a store for consultation by gift buyers.

"at the store's bridal registry single people can register for gifts even if they are not getting married"

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correspond or cause to correspond exactly in position.

"they are adjusted until the impressions register"

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register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

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Register Rage

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.

I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???

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