Smiley Club

A funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz

ME: Do you want to join the Smiley Club?
Jerk: Sure
ME: OK here you go <======3
Jerk: Cool thnx man
Everyone: HAHAHA
Random Jock that everyone like for some reason: Hey lets go over there and laugh at the whore with a dick on his head!

Smiley Club by Pen 14 January 13, 2009

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smile high club

Having sex with a dentist in the dental chair.

Related to: Mile High Club

"Did your dental appointment go well?"
"Damn right, I just joined the Smile High Club."

smile high club by SassyHashtag May 12, 2015

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Related Words

Smiley Club • smile high club • smiley • smiley face • smiley central • Smiley pebbles • smiley_preps • smiley bean chizzer • smiley boy • Smiley bus

Smile-High Club

The Smile-High Club is a super-elite club for cadets who have flown their Talons at least a mile high and jacked off and have cum-stains on their flight-suits to prove it.

I'm a founding member of the Smile-High Club, as is Matt, my wing-man!

Smile-High Club by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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