Micheal Phelps 

He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps

the last merman, Micheal Phelps and ruler of the seas.

Micheal Phelps by poseiden69 October 9, 2008

Micheal Phelps 

-Another name for a closet pothead.
-Someone who excelles in life and does not let word leak out that they smoke marijuana.

"Hey did you ask Jason if he'll actually smoke with us today?" "Yeah I did. But you know how he is, he's a Micheal Phelps.

Micheal Phelps by jabels91 February 12, 2009

Michael Phelps 

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

Michael Phelps by 400M October 26, 2008

Michael Phelps 

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

Michael Phelps by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Michael Phelps Syndrome by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

Michael Phelps 

see fish.

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.

Michael Phelps by NvgtrWiggles October 20, 2008

Michael Phelps' Diet 

see munchies

I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet

Michael Phelps' Diet by phelpsfan March 1, 2009