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Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.
A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

windows 95

used to refer to an annoying old person. It is similar in meaning to "grandpa"/"grandma", usually exclaimed in frustration or anger.
"WTF? Windows 95 over there keeps putting candies in the tip jar."
windows 95 by truthorderrida November 10, 2013

Windows 95

My windows 95 crashed 95 times a day.
Windows 95 by noone November 2, 2003

Windows 95

The staple the held Windows ME together.
Cause of many crashes.
AKA. My first OS
Ouch dude I can’t believe you use Win 95
Windows 95 by Id November 8, 2004

Windows 95

The worst Operating System a PC could ever possibly run.
Windows 95 by relaxed May 27, 2003