legal beagle

A rules hound or rules lawyer. A stickler for the rules and always on the hunt for violations.

Don't play Mao with Mark, he's a legal beagle!

legal beagle by Mark Carthage August 2, 2008

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legal beagle

a dog that is a lawyer

sadie is a legal beagle

legal beagle by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

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legal beagle

A girl who legally is considered an adult, therefore legally able to consent to sex with other adults.

guy #1: "Wow, she's pretty hot!"
guy #2: "Dude better stay away from her, she's just 16, total jailbait."
guy #1: "Damn, I'm gonna be all over that in 2 years when she's a legal beagle."

legal beagle by Maggie #2 September 21, 2005

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A cigarette break that the boss knows about

I'm just off for a legal beagle

Legal Beagle by Lololol88 November 17, 2016

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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