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Damn my chest hearts...but that was the best stimfap I've ever had!
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stamford, ct

Good ol' Stamford
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county
Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns
stamford, ct by stamford22 April 21, 2005

Stamford American international school 

Full of stupid idiots who think they are cool like shut up
Those dumbasses go to Stamford American international school
Abbreviation for "Stay Thirsty My Friends." This tagline is added at the end of every commercial in an advertising campaign by Dos Equis beer. The campaign features "the most interesting man in the world." Played by actor Jonathan Goldsmith, and narrated by Will Lyman, the commercials tell of the exploits and personality of the main character. The claims attributed to this man are funny because they are so ridiculously exaggerated. They play like a Chuck Norris joke, only with more charm. Fans of the campaign have begun making up their own legends about the man, tagging them with STMF.
His mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son." STMF.

He doesn't swim with sharks, sharks swim with him. STMF.
STMF by T-Smizz April 28, 2010

Stamford, CT

I love how people bash Stamford,CT for being a "ghetto" and having lots of diversity. I wonder how Stamford compares to Greenwich when it comes down to kids being raised by nannies because their mothers are to busy getting drunk at Greenwich Country Club. I don't think to much of that goes on in Stamford because unfortunately for us, there is no country club, DARNIT! Yea, our public schools are rough, but we make it through, and we're better people for it. Greenwich HIgh is a joke! The same goes for Darien High, New Canaan High, and all those other surrounding towns who love to "Stamford and Norwalk Bash" because we have some diviersity. Atleast we're not narrow minded rich kids with nothing better to do then sit around, get drunk, and buy some cocaine with our allowance that Dad gave us on Sunday after church.
Stamford,CT Kid #1 "Lets drive down Greenwich Avenue and laugh at all the losers standing outside Starbucks."
Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."
Stamford, CT by Torri September 30, 2005
use of cocaine and a glass pipe to loose weight in a rapid time
that chick is got to be on the stemfast
stemfast by Glenn H November 9, 2006