bum teeth 

A line of teeth around the rim of the anus which repels rape at all times. Only Chuck Norris can achieve a full on anal fisting.

Rob: I sharpened some sticks with my bum teeth. Wicked kool!
Al: Yeah, you stabbed me with that shizzlet stick!
Rob: Yeah, i fucking owned you.

bum teeth by Rob's rapeler June 30, 2008

fatty bum teeth 

Someone who is considered to have their head so far in their fat rolls that they find teeth.

Cooper: "You know that kid James?"
Pat: "Yeah, he's a fatty bum teeth ass bitch."'

fatty bum teeth by BinLadiniTheGenie April 10, 2023

fatty bum teeth 

someone who is so FAT they have layers that look bum and they find teeth inside that bum

"hayley" Have you seen the fatty bum teeth jude?
"jett" Yea he fatty bum teeth as fuck.

fatty bum teeth by duckoo April 13, 2023

fatty bum teeth 

someone so fat they have teeth growing out of there ass

Jude: "Have you seen that new kid Cooper?"
Jett: " Yeah, he is a fatty bum teeth nigga!"

fatty bum teeth by judetheduude April 14, 2023