fuck-owl 

The term used to describe a woman who, based largely on her enormous, disproportionately large sized eyes makes you want to fuck the shit out of her.

Dude A: That chick is so fucking hot. She kind of looks like an owl though...
Dude B: yea, a fuck-owl

fuck-owl by Rebecca Fuckowl May 18, 2008

Fuckowl 

Fuckowl, the definition of a wanker, whom no one likes but is under the impression everyone loves them.

"Did you see Daemo?"
"Yeah man he's such a Fuckowl"

Fuckowl by Wombie February 18, 2009