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Corner Guy 

The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.
There is no God but Corner Guy and Ty is his prophet.
Corner Guy by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

cornergami 

A more or less elaborate folding technique meant to hold multiple sheets of paper together in the absence of a staple or paper clip. Temporarily impressive, but in the end, often a disaster.
Look at this cornergami! The student spent longer folding than they did writing the paper!
cornergami by twzjr October 9, 2019

cornerburb

cornerburb means HUJNFGSFDVHJCN CUYRNEBRBURB!!!!!! CURNERBRUG1
"how are you doing today?"
"CORNERBURB"
cornerburb by rowsboat May 11, 2022

Corner guy 

A man who always want to meet on a corner in case he sees someone better walking down the other side side of the street. A man who has a good woman but won't commit in case someone 'better' might be just around the corner.
He lost the best woman he'd ever met because we couldn't give up his corner guy ways.
Corner guy by Toronto gal March 28, 2017

cornerfucked 

When you're playing a tactical video game like Fire Emblem or Advance Wars and one of your units gets stuck in a corner and literally cannot move anymore. Unit then usually dies from being attacked in multiple directions. Can also apply to games like Risk.
I had this sweet tank in Advance Wars, but the AI totally cornerfucked me!
cornerfucked by Nerd Bird May 14, 2013

Cornerboy 

(n) A person from Cornerbrook, Newfoundland.
Buddy's just an old Cornerboy, me son.
Cornerboy by Heptune May 14, 2005