computer fag 

computer fag:

A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft.

They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs.

The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos.

Matt: "Hey dude you see that kid over there."

Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon."

Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag."

Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women."

computer fag by So Fuckin Manly April 14, 2008

Computer Faggot 

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.

Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.

Computer Faggot by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011

stupid computerfaced brat 

that one kid who lives/lived on your street and is obsessed with fortnite. his mother spoils him with whatever she wants. causing him to be a little brat. everyone hates this kid and thinks he's annoying, but he thinks everyone is his best friend. he owns a shelf full of fidget spinners, and like 5 MacBook airs. when he doesn't get his way, he screams like a 2 year old.

that little stupid computerfaced brat that lives on my street screamed at me last week when I wouldn't give him my tablet.

stupid computerfaced brat by iamthefirstdefinition March 19, 2019

computerfaaltje 

When a computer fails.

My computer just failed.

OMG A COMPUTERFAALTJE!

computerfaaltje by regjezuigt September 6, 2010