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Gapingassitus 

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.
Gapingassitus by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.
" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?
gaping anus by Krahnic September 18, 2010

gae gaping anus energy 

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy