The Greenberg 

The art of recieiving fellatio after finger-banging some random chick, on the dance floor, in the middle of a party...while everyone is watching!

This Guy! Just got "The Greenberg" while listening to Barbie Girl by Aqua!

The Greenberg by Matt Alts December 29, 2007

the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

The Geezberg 

When you start finishing outside of the vaginal cavity. then quickly, mid ejaculation put your dick back in. Finishing therefore both inside and outside your partner.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the geezberg

The Geezberg by kingsmill5050 November 27, 2017

the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the afflicted person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted with the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

The greenery

Another alias for weed. Based off of the hit single "The Greenery" by ICEberg slim ft. Eddie lee

Hey bruh do have any of the greenery?

The greenery by ICEbergSlim06 March 18, 2017

the grunberg 

A method of transportation involving large metal bowls, perhaps containing marijuana.

HAY! Give me some of that! I know you have the grunberg, but how could you smoke that much?

the grunberg by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence 

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.

Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence by Guest September 6, 2005