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Heavy Salad 

Heavy salad is the saying of when one is feeling down with life. When one is down, just curse, instead of abuse about somebody that you hate, just mention heavy salad.
Emo 1: "Ahh, life sucks."
Emo 2: "Yes, nobody understands me."
Emo 1: "Heavy salad."
Heavy Salad by MrTadius December 10, 2007

Heavy Salad 

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".
That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.
Heavy Salad by WordWomble March 24, 2024

Heavy Metal Salad

A wrecked car that has alot of damage. Usually only used for bad to extreme cases of a wreck.
Cody's car is now a heavy metal salad