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dancing dildo

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A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.
Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.
by Ed Sack August 3, 2007
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dancing dildo

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A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
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