Verb: when one is drugged by a
horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-
foot ungulate, probably using
horse tranquilizers.
"I was date-raped by a
horse. He hoofied me and next thing I
know, I'm lying on a bed of
straw with a bag of oats over my head"
While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.