Flurf 

A catagory of small animals, usualy that of the rodent family, and in some special cases cats. Usualy with short, small legs, a flurf will lie on its back when in danger, warding off predators with its overly lush, thick belly fur.
Equiped with small teeth and black lips, Flurfs have the ability to swiftly steal pieces of sausage in the night.

"that friggin flurf stole my sausage"

Flurf by Wiznon May 5, 2007

flurf 

An expression meaning "oh you", often used to reply to a compliment/action (usually sexual) however unlike "oh you" it doesn't have much use as a sarcastic reply. It is not uncommon for giddy teenage girls, camp gays to use this expression.

Jeuz: "Hey Jeatyn, I'd so like to bend you over and spank you"
Jeatyn: "flurf"

flurf by Madjesty January 13, 2009

Flurf 

(n1)An animal who is so extremely fluffy and furry that they become a flurf.
(n2)Hair from an extremely flurfy animal.
(v)For a flurfy animal to give a human cuddles full of flurf.

(n1)"That flurf is very cute!"
(n2)"Jeez, that's a lot of flurf"
(v)"I think that cat wants to flurf you, Donald"

Flurf by Lucas T. June 5, 2021

flurf 

a wad of toilet paper or seatcover strategically placed in a toilet bowl prior to doing one's business in a shared bathroom, to muffle embarassing turdsplashing sounds

All that splashing in the stall next to me was disgusting - the least she could have done was flurf the bowl.

flurf by Sadie-pdx December 24, 2005

Flurf 

The noise one makes when a cat vomits cotton wool.

"You should not let the cat play with that ball of wool; otherwise she will flurf everywhere!"

Flurf by OhyesitisI January 2, 2014

Flurf 

An exclamation of frustration/anxiety/anger/depression. (It can also be used as an alternative for 'fuck'.)

"What the flurf?!"

Flurf by Golden4 March 4, 2009

Flurf 

A flavorful fucking of sorts. To be flavorfully fucked. Clearly being fucked or fucked up but still maintaining a degree to style and/or elegance.

Did you see Leish last night in the corner of the bar? She was utterly flurfed. What a vibe.

Flurf by franky money March 27, 2023