Team Kai Share definition Flag a boy who is a complete idiot, has a small vocabulary and an even smaller amount of brain power. team kai, a un witty boy who knows alot about a little, loves smelling things. does not know how to pruduce an insult. Team Kai by jarrydmdh November 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Team Kai mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch