hypertasking 

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.

example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.

hypertasking by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006

Covid Hypertesting Disorder 

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

Covid Hypertesting Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

hyper-tasking 

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: chaos-tasking.

While hyper-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my hyper-tasking.

hyper-tasking by Prof K June 16, 2008

Hyperjacking

Hyperjacking, the act of jacking off with the intention of breaking the speed of sound.

Last night I was hyperjacking and almost teletrasported into the milky way.

Hyperjacking by Simonalamona123 February 3, 2026