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Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!! 

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
-slang for peace (with an unspoken added meaning of 'we out').
"see ya"

"poice"
poice by gwarrrrrr April 4, 2009
Power 4's sign off or to emphasise a persons leaving of conversation or place
The owner of this strip club has a boil on his kneck like a football.............Poice!!!
Poice! by Smig As! July 7, 2010
who asian mothers threaten to call when non-asian kids appear trick-or-treating at their doorstep
-it's halloween
-a French rooted boy walks up to the doorstep of a middle class house
-he rings the doorbell and when the door opens he yells trick-or-treat!

The Asian mother yells "If you don't weave, I swear I will caw the porice on you wetards!"
porice by Mikhayla December 26, 2007
(patchogue, new york) pTown lingo for "peace"; a way to say "good bye"
poice out, BITCH!
poice by Fat Travis January 23, 2004
a.) Rhymes with the "Royce" in the name of the car: "Rolls Royce". A very friendly valediction in the spirit of peace, definition 2. Used to bid farewell to any good friends, but differs from the traditional peace in that it is usually preceded by an especially agreeable or profound conversation or realization among the parties involved. "Poice" has the added connotations of the other words it most resembles, i.e. "poise" and choice, definitions 4,5,6,7.
b.)Used in the middle of a conversation to express profound and satisfying agreement with something that someone else just said.
Usage a.)

Friend one: Mark, I can't believe we talked for so long tonight, man, that was incredible.

Friend two: poice, Kurt. Let's get together tomorrow for breakfast.

Usage b.)

Friend one: Dude, none of this stuff that we own matters man. All of these material things, they all fade away. What is left when all the bullshit fades away, and you're in bed alone at night with your thoughts? Love, man, that is what is left.

Friend two: poice.
poice by kurtisheath April 13, 2009