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a low ranking soldier in the armed forces,
often seen (paraletic drunk) hanging around kebab houses and childrens parks after dark on fridays and saturday nights looking for a young girl to mate with...
i hate fuckin squadies!!

squadies are scum!!

i went to the pub, i drunk 10 pints, i went home and beat my wife, coz im a northen bastard!! (song often used against squadies)
squadie by bordon boi May 13, 2005
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Friend, homie, some one apart of your squad
Aye, what's up squadie
Squadie by TheDenCOSavage August 10, 2015
When a group of guys have their own way with a individual female so basically it’s gang banging.
Boy:*high pitched voice* squadie?
Girl:umm sure I don’t know what it is tho.
Boy: you will find out now *calls up friends*
-the girl was never to be found again-
Squadie by Yaga Master 2000 December 4, 2017
You all have heard about squaches right? Well these are the smaller cuter version of them. They resemble ewoks except they wear powder blue top hats and hot pink diapers. Do not be fooled by their cuteness they are the most vicious little beasts you will ever encounter. They will show you no mercy. Please spread awareness to your loved ones.
"Dude, did you hear about those squatch babies? I heard they're VICIOUS and SHOW NO MERCY!"
"Bro, they're called squabies! Squabies are a breed of squatches, not squatch babies! Ask a Squabie expert!"
Squabie by Squabie Hunter/Expert January 2, 2012