Phone wars

A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.

It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.

People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.

Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.

Phone wars by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021

phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.

The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.

phone wars by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006

Phone Wars

a childish thing made up by people between the ages of 8 to 12 because they cant accept opinons

someone: "Android is better than Apple"

Me: ah Someone competing in Phone Wars, Grow Up.

Phone Wars by Dave109 July 16, 2024