by Not_a_morbozo June 23, 2022
by Morbhead May 28, 2022
Morbius Critic: "Morbius was awful. The acting was bad, the pacing was terrible, and the plot made no sense whatsoever!"
Morbhead: Nonsense! You just need a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over your head.
Morbhead: Nonsense! You just need a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over your head.
Those who have ascended to nirvana, gaining morbillion IQ. They are the enlightened ones and we should Morb at their presence.
Guy 1: mORbiUs Isn'T goOd!!! IT haS a 17%!!!! MOrBheAds aREn't ReAL!!!
True Morbhead: *erases him from reality*
Guy 2: *Morbs uncontrollably*
True Morbhead: Its morbin time
True Morbhead: *erases him from reality*
Guy 2: *Morbs uncontrollably*
True Morbhead: Its morbin time
by TrueMorbhead May 31, 2022
by ReiKit June 1, 2022