Fag Machine 

1. Someone that's unbelievebly annoying.
2. A ridiculous person.

1. Sergio is such a fag machine.

Fag Machine by Paulette November 30, 2006

fag machine 

Is an extension to the word fag and is used to empathize the point of how much of a fag they are. This is harsher than calling someone a fag, because they are such a fag that they could/are creating fags themselves in a machine-like industrial fashion. Usually used when an annoying action/behavior is made.

Stop being such a fag machine and come out to the bar.

fag machine by Salem XIII February 27, 2008

Fapmachine 

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

Fapmachine by Jl333 March 7, 2009