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Dirty Henry 

The act of defecating before a shower, but not wiping yourself clean because you use your hand as toilet paper as you take a shower. Only Italians and Jehovah's Witnesses do this.
Henry: Shit, out of toilet paper. Guess I might as well take a shower.

Pirate: Yar, even a salty mate like meself wouldn't tread the waters of a Dirty Henry.
Dirty Henry by Danny Seagal April 27, 2006
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Dirty henry 

The act of meeting a stranger in a shopping center and being dragged into the disabled toilets to then ejaculate on her and run away
Henners did a classic dirty Henry
Dirty henry by Hammer123time April 14, 2020

Dirty Henry 

When you circumcise yourself with a cheese grater and then feed your foreskin to some faggot named Carlos.
Wow he just popped a dirty Henry.
Dirty Henry by Yes69 pepepopo January 24, 2020

The Dirty Henry 

The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I can't believe he gave her The Dirty Henry
The Dirty Henry by bigtimers May 16, 2014

Dirty Henrickson 

When 2 lesbians play tug of war with anal beads for pleasure, than the loser of the match will be fingered really hard till they squirt.
I just lost a match of Dirty Henrickson.
Dirty Henrickson by RobertGotServed September 27, 2017

Dirty henri 

The act of shitting in a bucket before chasing a hoe down the street.
'Damn, did he really just pull a Dirty Henri?'
Dirty henri by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020

Dirty Henrickson 

When two lesbians play tug of war with their vagina using anal beads as a rope and the loser gets tied up to a wall and furiously fingered till they start to squirt from their pussies.
"Me and my girlfriend played a round of dirty henrickson. I won!"
Dirty Henrickson by Jacob "Boothby" September 29, 2017